- You have a great filler, after all. A real "leader". Even though it's "cat", huh... - a middle-aged man stood at the checkout of the ZooBonus store and held a bag of super-absorbent Cat Leader cat litter in both hands. The saleswoman smiled politely at his joking speech. And this smile, combined with his obviously good mood, only encouraged the man to continue his monologue.

- ...But once he let me down... badly. No, not the cat, but... me. Of course, I'll tell you about it. Once I was doing some odd jobs and earned a penny. And Halia, my wife, is as strict as that one... Like Hitler in a skirt... As soon as I get paid, she takes everything to the penny at the doorstep. As soon as I quietly sneak into the kitchen, I hear: "Valera, where's the money for the hacking? So I ran and halved what I had earned and quickly buried one part in Vasya's litter box. I wasn't afraid for the money at all, because I remembered that there was a Cat Leader in the tray. He also remembered its ability to instantly absorb cat "fountains" and stay "as good as new" for a long time. My wife ran into the kitchen, snatched the money out of my hand and counted it. Then she asked: "Valera, is this not enough? I said: "Halia, I earned as much as I earned - all for you, my beloved. And then... Vasya came into the kitchen. No, not to eat. He was on other business. So to speak, to piss on Putin's grave. Well, I had bought your patriotic catnip a long time ago and stuck it in the tray. It's so funny... So there you go. Vasya pissed and started raking it up. And he dug up my stash. You should have seen Galia's eyes. They were like plates! And I'm standing there thinking: that's it, Vasya has betrayed me. I stammered, but I spoke: "Galya, they must have put the money in the filler at ZooBonus. I think there was some kind of promotion there... I barely saved my life!

The man laughed at the memories and the reaction of the consultants, who also laughed sincerely.

- I'll go now. I'll make Vasya happy with Cat Leader and pay Halya's salary. And I will remember that the stash should be hidden when the level of litter is correct. The scale is on the sticker. Otherwise, it's always Vasya's fault when a bad owner has a bad cat, right?)

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